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Q.--Which is the best State for fresh pork? A.--New ham, sure. Q.--Which is the best for an early summer hotel? A.--May inn. Q.--In which should surgeons dwell? A.--Connect-a-cut. Q.--In which should laundrymen prosper? A.--Washing done. Q.--In which do impudent people dwell? A.--Can sass. Q.--Which is the best for deer-hunting? A.--Collar a doe. Q.--Which is the best for locksmiths? A.--New brass key. Q.--In which would you look for a morning attire? A.--Day coat, eh! Q.--In which is one likely to fail in getting a drink? A.--Miss-a-sip. Q.--In which can you find a red letter? A.--Florid A. Q.--In which does the hustle make one sick? A.--Ill o' noise. Q.--In which is one likely to use his farming implements? A.--I'd a hoe. Q.--In which can one acquire an estate by marriage? A.--Mary land. Q.--In which is one letter of the alphabet taller than the others? A.--O higher. Q.--In which are bodies of land surrounded by water given a ride? A.--Rhode Island. Q.--Which is called to your mind by holding two $5 bills? A.--Tenn I see. Q.--Which would a woman rather have if she can't get a new sealskin sack? A.--New Jersey. Q.--Which does the farmer's wife mention when she asks you to partake of apple sauce? A.--Take sass.--_Capper's Weekly (Topeka)._ You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'WHERE PageName LIKE 'Catechism-Of-States'' at line 1 |